Thursday, August 12, 2004
name change
I'm thinking about legally changing my name to Phoenix Arizona. Or maybe Maricopa County. United States would also be nice. Then I'm going to run for president. Or sheriff. Or president-sheriff.
If I ever become president I will rename the office from "President" to "Evil Lord" and use fear to control and dominate the people of the world. I will wear a scary mask and carry a sword, and the latter of those two items will be used to chop enemies into small chunks.
I call on you now to show your support for me by chanting "All hail the Evil Lord of the United States, United States!"
If I ever become president I will rename the office from "President" to "Evil Lord" and use fear to control and dominate the people of the world. I will wear a scary mask and carry a sword, and the latter of those two items will be used to chop enemies into small chunks.
I call on you now to show your support for me by chanting "All hail the Evil Lord of the United States, United States!"
Comments:
All Hail the WhiskeyLife! All Hail the Evil Redfern Dog...Did you see Chris Matthews nail that asshole guy to the wall that wrote the book about how Kerry's Silver Star was actually unjustly rewarded -- he argues Kerry shot some poor V.C. convert 13-year-old kid in the back. Whatev, man. If I weren't on so much crack I'd cry. Ridiculous what the Repub. echo chamber dredges up.
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