this is a picture of a lemon
-- back to the main ironlemon page --

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

calling all carpet thieves 

I need carpet! The room previously known as "the garage" in my new place will soon be morphed into a music room, and I need soundproofing material. If you see any discarded and reasonably non-disgusting carpet around please email it to me. Old mattresses are also valuable, let me know if you have any. Please.

I guess I might as well tell you that I also need lots of insulation. I think the normal pink fiberglass stuff should do the job...

Anyone with an extra window air conditioning unit should contact me immediately.

This is fun! I really would like a new bass, too, I'm getting quite sick of mine (it's the only one I've owned and I've had it since 1989). So if any of you is getting rid of one, let me know.

Ok, I'll stop now.
Comments:
i want to scream at the top of my lungs
tied to a barrel and sent down the hill
i want to be purged of all i have done
i want to kill and i want to be killed

try egg crates
 
egg crates will collect dust like the abandoned bass at my house.
 
Once when I was a KID, I rolled around over these pink fiberglass bales at our neighbors house. Itching and scratching like the cartoon, I was forced to find retreat in the swimming pool.
Brain
Was
Not
Fully
Developed
 
When I was teching out at Palo Verde Nuclear Power plant I would climb up to the second story balcony of cooling tower two and fling myself over the railing into contaminated protective gear worn by the other tech. I would wake up every morning after that with crazy rash. But what I really wanted to say was I went to the Doctor yesterday and he asked for a stool sample, urine sample, and a sperm sample. I said "Doc, you should have asked me yesterday, I just sent my carpet to Ryan Kennedy's House...

Tell Josh he should dust off the abandoned bass.
 
Fuckin'a Pat, that's some funny shit! I should be all blogger and write something like ROFLMAO or something. Ever thought about writing a comic strip about Invisible people?
 
This post has been removed by a blog administrator.
 
I want to take you on a magic carpet ride. Right now in Ultima 5 I am trying to get the magic carpet.
 
Oh Christ, another dusty bass? By now, Whiskey has read of the infamous Peerless and could not resist... what are the chances that 2 xsquires, both ironlemon readers, are in fact, dusty bass owners.

Lemon readers: Go to your local carpet store, select a free sample (24" x 12"). Send to Ironlemon. A Memorial Carpet Quilt for the Lemon music room.

P.S. my blogg WAS broken... and I fixed it, and managed to delete my own message. This is what I get for speaking of the PEERLESS. http://xsquire.blogspot.com/
 
i just realized that carpet thieves is not a bad band name
 
Post a Comment

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?