Thursday, November 11, 2004
impossible
My house is completely surrounded by monsters, specifically dragons. One dragon, to be exact. I cannot leave my home.
This morning I was awoken by a series of violent vibrations. These vibrations did not emanate from a lover or pet sharing my bed: The very earth itself was shaking relentlessly from the pounding of the dragon(s) surrounding my house. I have spent the entire day cowering underneath my desk.
Someone must rescue me! Quickly! Before it's too late! I do require my savior to be female and single, please. You must also complete this questionnaire before arriving, please print it out, fill in the appropriate answers and bring it with you when saving me from certain death:
Middle Name: _____________________
Second to last County of Residence: ________________
Number of guns owned: [] 6 [] 7
Number of acknowledged dimensions in worldview: ______________
Who do you think is the least important person to have ever existed? ________________
Favorite Black Vegetable: __________________
This morning I was awoken by a series of violent vibrations. These vibrations did not emanate from a lover or pet sharing my bed: The very earth itself was shaking relentlessly from the pounding of the dragon(s) surrounding my house. I have spent the entire day cowering underneath my desk.
Someone must rescue me! Quickly! Before it's too late! I do require my savior to be female and single, please. You must also complete this questionnaire before arriving, please print it out, fill in the appropriate answers and bring it with you when saving me from certain death:
Middle Name: _____________________
Second to last County of Residence: ________________
Number of guns owned: [] 6 [] 7
Number of acknowledged dimensions in worldview: ______________
Who do you think is the least important person to have ever existed? ________________
Favorite Black Vegetable: __________________
Comments:
They're still here! They just shook me awake again! Christ almighty, hurry!
Directions: South, turn left, dismount steed, sail 5 leagues to the Northwest, go west for 60 feet and you're there. Come in the North entrance to avoid being killed by monsters.
Directions: South, turn left, dismount steed, sail 5 leagues to the Northwest, go west for 60 feet and you're there. Come in the North entrance to avoid being killed by monsters.
see, this is exactly why i've always said that there should be a foreign language requirement for computer science majors. the ability to speak draconic would come in handy right about now.... i guess you'll just have to get some kobolds to come over then.
yeah, ummm..... i'm confused. i asked pete about this but he didn't really have an answer. i think he thinks you're crazy.....
ryan....take the acid and flush it down the toilet.
after one last quarter
after one last quarter
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: 11/15/2004 10:47 PM
: 11/15/2004 10:47 PM
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It's better to have a monster outside of your house than a space alien in your living room.
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It's better to have a monster outside of your house than a space alien in your living room.
