Sunday, March 27, 2005
I've got a case of numb face.
I've managed to loose feeling on the right side of my face somehow today. It's totally numb. Pretty awesome! I even went to the hospital and got a cat scan.
Sorry everybody, it's not terminal.
When the doctor at the hospital suggested I take it easy and get some extra sleep I started screaming and throwing things at him. "THERE JUST ISN'T TIME FOR THAT! DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT'S GOING ON! SLEEP IS FOR FUCKING WIMPS!" This enraged the doctor who then proceeded to slap me in the face. Luckily he hit the right side and I didn't feel a thing.
Sorry everybody, it's not terminal.
When the doctor at the hospital suggested I take it easy and get some extra sleep I started screaming and throwing things at him. "THERE JUST ISN'T TIME FOR THAT! DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT'S GOING ON! SLEEP IS FOR FUCKING WIMPS!" This enraged the doctor who then proceeded to slap me in the face. Luckily he hit the right side and I didn't feel a thing.
Comments:
don't go to sleep yet. wait until the left side of your brain shuts down from exhaustion. then the real fun begins.
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: 3/29/2005 8:39 PM
: 3/29/2005 8:39 PM