Wednesday, June 22, 2005
plastics
It seems that the plastics industry is not for those lacking a hefty purse. I've recently investigated the possibility of the mass production of plastic products for the ironlemon store and found it incomprehensibly expensive. While the store would still be able to operate without selling these amazing products, the allure of a large and diverse inventory has been promptly eliminated, and prospective customer would almost implicitly choose to reorient their inquisitiveness to a competitors store, thereby stifling the ironlemon store's potential growth.
If any of you have any information on any inexpensive plastic manufacturing facilities, please contact the ironlemon staff immediately.
Thank you and goodnight,
Adam Plastic
If any of you have any information on any inexpensive plastic manufacturing facilities, please contact the ironlemon staff immediately.
Thank you and goodnight,
Adam Plastic
Comments:
try this: http://www.wadayaneed.com/wiffleballsandbatscustomimprintedpromotionallogo.htm
# posted by 
: 6/22/2005 8:57 AM
: 6/22/2005 8:57 AM
My friend, are you not aware of the seemingly widely known process of creating your own plastic? It simply involves a not very precise mixture of feline fur, beer bottle glass, bass guitar strings, unemployed male urine, and a hefty dose of Britta filtered water. Place said ingredients into a large pan and bake at 278.3 degrees for 32 hours and 12 minutes. The molds for your wonderful Ironlemon products can be easily chiseled into a ball of 372 hour old dough. Geeze Mr. Ironlemon / Adam Plastic, you simply must be more self reliant, this ,after all, is the backbone of this superb country of ours. Now go on and make plastic products, you beautiful bastard.
# posted by : 6/23/2005 1:04 AM
: 6/23/2005 1:04 AM
dude...go buy a bunch of lemon juice that comes in those plastic lemons. squirt the juice into your hair for that sunkissed summer look. fill lemons with bb's.....
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# posted by : 6/23/2005 12:29 PM
: 6/23/2005 12:29 PM
I have always said plastic prices are gonna go through the roof someday, but no one ever listens. Who is laughing now, smartguys??
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# posted by : 6/28/2005 11:05 PM
: 6/28/2005 11:05 PM