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Friday, August 12, 2005

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I've started to put the dates for the upcoming Reubens Accomplice European tour over on the left of the webpage you are reading right now. I'll finish it up soon.

Jesus says thanks for taking out the trash, but you forgot to put a new trash bag in and he dumped some moldy leftover lasagna straight into the can. He thinks it's your fault and if you don't clean it up he's going to tell his dad and his dad is a serious asshole with a bad temper and weird hair.
Comments:
So what you are saying, Ryan, is that you are Jesus's father?
 
Well maybe if that Jesus guy would pull his weight around here and buy some fucking trash bags this problem would be resolved, geeze Jesus, get on it, man, you cheap bastard.
 
When are you guys leaving for Europe?
What date does your plane leave?
 
fancy boys, are ya?
 
Larry's comment has an ominous tone. Care to elaborate there Mr. Aqua whiskey naghut?
 
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